In The Game of Life: Quarter Life Crisis board game you move around the board earning -- and losing -- money as you race to be the first to pay off your $500K soul-crushing debt. What milestones might you encounter in this hilarious adult parody edition of The Game of Life game? You'll pay the consequences of some pretty outrageous situations such as finding a photo of Grandpa's toe fungus, dropping your phone in the toilet, or calling in sick to binge-watch. You might even get a new job, get a divorce, or get a botched tattoo! Who will be the first player to find for relief from their crippling debt to win the game? Get ready to laugh out loud when you break out The Game of Life: Quarter Life Crisis adult board game at parties and large and small get-togethers with friends. Includes gameboard, spinner and base, 100 cards, 4 cars, money pack, 4 savings tokens, 24 pegs, and instructions. Adult Twist on the Classic Board Game: Do you remember playing The Game of Life game? The Game of Life: Quarter Life Crisis board game is a hilarious adult twist on the classic gameplay Start with Soul-Crushing Debt: This adult party edition of The Game of Life game starts you off with crippling debt. Be the first to collect 500K to pay it off to win Grown Up Adventures and Consequences: This adult party board game just might remind you of the real world! Choose your path for stress, struggle, and existential despair Includes Hilarious Cards: What twists and turns will you encounter as you pick from the Job, House, and Action cards? You might lose your job, your spouse, or even worse…wi-fi Adult Party Game: The Game of Life Quarter Life Crisis adult board game can be a huge hit at your next party. Get ready for laugh-out-loud gameplay with wacky (all-too familiar) and often embarrassing scenarios Suitable Age: 12+ Number of Players: 2-4
Tattoo artist Catalina Brown falls head-over-tattoos for the stranger who asks for a tentacle tattoo on his...most sensitive body part. Normally, mixing business with pleasure isn’t her thing, but he’s a sensual magnet she’s instantly attracted to, particularly after she experiences a wicked-hot artistic high while tattooing his every succulent inch.Tentacle shifter Calder Croft catches the female’s scent when she passes his California marina, and he can’t ignore the way she fires his blood. After meeting her, he’s stunned to discover Cat has no idea she’s a shifter about to come into her change. It takes all his self-control to keep from taking the sexy woman right on the spot.Calder has to tell Cat the truth about her heritage. Will she accept her birthright as a shifter - or succumb to madness, forever losing their chance at love? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Christie Simms. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/162076/bk_acx0_162076_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
From the boardroom to the bedroom, Antonio DeRose is a man who always gets what he wants. And Antonio wants Evie. Antonio took a risk when he purchased Bloom Tattoo. The studio is a fixer-upper that could pay off in spades...or cost him Thorn, the family’s studio. He knows the key lies in making Evie Stuart, the tattooed sex kitten, head artist. He can see that beyond her beauty, the fiery girl has some serious brains, too. Evie, on the other hand, is more than happy to continue being a tattoo artist. She likes being free to follow the wild creativity of her imagination without risking the livelihoods of other artists. Because even though Evie can’t stop thinking about his scorching touch, she has no desire to share a boardroom with him. While pride brings them together it’s their shared desire that has them entangled. At first, Evie thinks that their head banging sex will keep her career change at bay - but when their shared passion begins to bleed over into the business, can either pull away from their love without losing everything? Or will they finally realize that you really can have it all? 1. Language: English. Narrator: E. M. Carberry. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/108239/bk_acx0_108239_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Scorching hot and full of heart! An unputdownable must-read! - New York Times bestselling author, Laura KayeThere's sin, and then there's literally going-straight-to-hell sin...Being in lust with my dead brother's wife pretty much guarantees that one day I'll be the devil's bitch. But Eden Gordon works with me, so it's getting harder and harder to stay away. I promised my family - and him - I would, though.My days as an MMA champion are behind me. But whenever I see her, with those wicked curves and soft mouth created for dirty deeds, it's a knock-down fight to just maintain my distance. "Hard Knox" becomes more than just the name of my tattoo shop. However, surrendering to the forbidden might be worth losing everything... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Rock Engle, Mackenzie Cartwright. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/011457/bk_brll_011457_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Riley Campbell is no stranger to loss. After losing her father in a car accident at a young age, she decides to forfeit her relationship with her mother to move in with an older man at the age of 17. Four years later, after ending the relationship with the man for physically abusing her, she feels the need for a celebratory tattoo; her first of what she expects to be many. Her expectations of the parlor, the artist, and the process are pretty weak as she walks in. Upon entering, she's pleasantly surprised. Covered in tattoos, handsome, mysterious, and muscular, Blake West is not at all what Riley expected to find, but exactly what she feels she needs. Blake is the mysterious owner of Blurred Lines, a tattoo parlor that not only has provided him with a steady income, but in the past supplied a steady stream of women into his life. Now, however, things for him are much different. Blake is a recovering sex addict, and professes being faithful. Details of his sordid past, however, are sketchy at best. As he begins the process of tattooing her for the first time, she feels an almost addiction to the process, the feeling of being tattooed, the ink on her skin, and ultimately, Blake. As the tattooing of Riley continues, so does her knowledge of Blake. Life-long secrets unveil themselves, and as they do, she realizes not only how much they are alike, but the truth surrounding her father's death. "Everyone has secrets; revealing them is simply a matter of finding out where to dig." Blurred Lines is a stand-alone erotic romance and the first book in the Bodies, Ink and Steel series. It has an HEA, no cheating, no sex outside the relationship, and no sharing of partners. The only sex is between the hero and the heroine. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Tara Tyler. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/057238/bk_acx0_057238_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Winning battles means ink honors, prestige, and life itself. Yet, nobody understands what losing truly means.On another planet, 200 years in the future, 21-year-old Isla Jane struggles helplessly to figure out who she is and what her world really means. Marked with a forbidden tattoo of the rising sun, she is a natural champion of humanity. She is also a gifted warrior in Heats - lavish battles fought in the conjoined minds of the participants for the morbid amusement of the masses.Despite Isla’s desire to fade into the background, she emerges as an obvious leader of her people when the senseless assassination of a youth forces her to face the truth. Her volatile world, disguised by its elaborate battles and constant mayhem, is a prison without bars and a coffin, the lid already half-closed, that they must escape.But when she vows to find a way to bring her people back home, Isla will have to deconstruct consciousness and the very nature of the space-time continuum to unravel good from evil, truth from lies, and survival from true love.Welcome to the City, where it takes lives to save lives... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Shannon Naylor. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/174209/bk_acx0_174209_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Our only job is to find Rook and protect Misty. But I don’t have the skills my friends do to protect the woman I love.Rook has threatened Misty. We sent his Queen on the run, and she nearly killed Casey on her way out. I’m not a computer genius or a cop. I’m an artist, and I was a military medic. I don’t have the skills to do anything except help Casey heal and just be moral support while my friends do what I can’t. I feel helpless and powerless to protect Misty.Rook can’t get to us in Andre’s compound. He hits us where he can. He wants to get to Casey and Misty through me. He starts by trashing my tattoo shop with his queen. Everything I worked for is in ruin, and my partner, Badger, is losing money because Rook decided to come at me. I thought my shop was the last of it. I should have been more vigilant in protecting those I love.Rook takes his game even further and totally guts me with his next move. I’ll never fully recover, and if he’s willing to go that far, I don’t want to think about what he will do to Misty if he gets his hands on her.Dangerous Chess: A Contemporary Reverse Harem seriesFugitive (Misty)Her Cop (Casey)Her Artist (Aiden)Her Guard (Gareth)Her Knight (Andre)The Rook Takes Their Queen 1. Language: English. Narrator: Mathias Strongbow. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/131968/bk_acx0_131968_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Traumatized by a complicated childhood and losing the love of his life, Sage Osbourne pours everything he’s got into keeping his routine and trying to avoid the not-dates he keeps getting set up on, content to be single and determined to keep it that way. He attempts to maintain that decision when a gorgeous newcomer opens up a new café just doors down from the tattoo shop. It doesn’t help that Will is not only perfect for him but seems to be interested in taking their relationship further than just friends. Prior to opening up Masala, Will Rahman’s life had been carefully plotted out by his overbearing parents. He was to graduate medical school, become a doctor, and make everyone proud. Will threw a wrench in those plans when he dropped out and took what little he had across the country to start a café. Disinherited and attempting to escape a toxic relationship, Will’s determined to live life his own way: without the influence of anyone else. However, things don’t ever happen the way Will plans them. A phone call one night, just hours before Masala opens its doors, changes Will’s life forever. Now, the guardian of his seven-year-old sister Molly, Will tries to keep his head above water, all the while navigating his blossoming feelings for the tattooed man next door. Will anything go to plan, and will both men find a way to be happy together, or will the trauma of their recent past keep them apart? American Traditional is third in the series of Irons & Works. Each book contains no cheating with guaranteed HEA. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Scott D. Alford. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/172134/bk_acx0_172134_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Sometimes the best offense is a good rebound... Adam McCarthy has had a really bad week. In addition to nearly losing his three brothers in a tragic boating accident, his now ex-girlfriend has double-crossed him right out of the successful computer company he founded in New York City. What he needs is a few days at home on Gansett Island to make sure his beloved brothers are safe and to get back in touch with what really matters - his family, his friends and the tiny island that soothes his battered soul. On the ferry ride home, he runs into an old family friend who's had her own share of heartache, and Adam helps her through some rough moments, sparking an unlikely alliance. Abby Callahan has come home to Gansett, single once again after her relationship with Dr. Cal Maitland blows up in her face. After two epic failures in the game of love, she's decided this is going to be the summer she busts loose and finally has some fun - and she's shaking things up in a big way! The new Abby swears, drinks, gets a tattoo, sleeps around and generally does anything her kinder, gentler alter ego wouldn't have dreamed of doing. Before too long, Adam has appointed himself her guardian and is determined that the only sleeping around she's doing is with him. That is unless his brother Grant is willing to risk his newfound happiness with Stephanie to keep Adam from rebounding with his ex. And what happens when Adam and Abby realize their summer fling has taken a serious turn, especially when he gets the chance to return to New York and fight for the company that's rightfully his? Abby has already followed two men off the island. Does she have it in her to find out if the third time really is the charm? Another wild summer on Gansett Island is under way, complete with new stories for many of your favorite couples from past books! You'll also see more of Dan and Kara, David and Daisy, and find out whether Carolina has made peace with her relationship 1. Language: English. Narrator: Holly Fielding. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/006620/bk_acx0_006620_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.